pandora's box

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

the consequences of reminiscing !

here i stand , reminiscing about the past ! t'was wonderful and to even think of picturing myself in those scenarios all over again ! well ! i just burst my own bubble ! i know ! thus , i am a realist ! not a pessimist but a realist ! most of them would perceive such a habit or rather a ritual to be of pessimism but really do you not agree that being positive originates from it's very roots of pessimism ???? do you ??? do you not ???!
anyway , the most uncertain thing here from where i stand is definitely me ! you might say that such a person as me would tend to be very volatile , changing his personalities from time to time but in fact isn't having a few different sides much better than to beat around the bush ( formerly thought it was beat about the bush , though i can still recall where i got that perception from ! it was debate !)
ahhh! (sighs) the likes of debating ! too much of memories for thy to reminisce ! t'was wonderful as i stated before ! for thy shall not dwell in the past ! today ! i break free from the thick clouds of confusion and doubt that surrounded me all this while . and here thy stand with much awkwardness debating or rather questioning my doubts ! okay you know what ??????? i am crapping so hard that i was not even ... ggrr ! nevermind ! t'was just a waste a of time ! hjfkgherw rgghakrg ghsni ! see what i mean ??? don't say i didn't warn you ! there goes my lemony snickets theory about how violet boudelair should actually warn one before saying she did ! jaajajjajjakakakagahhaha ! and the actual fact is non the less ! nothing ! nothing! and you shall have nothing !!!!!! and in case you're wondering , that was from king lear !!!!! how did i know ??? well ! i read !and you dont ! okay ! enough with the rant ! i got's o go study !!!!!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

what do we think of a dangerous method !

well , it's obviously a must watch movie for me atleast ! unfortunately movies like this does not get released in malaysia .WHY????? cause it's freaking independent (hahaah! excluding the fact that keira knightley is in it along with other stars like michael fassbender and viggo mortensensen ! )
well , you all know the stories about prof. sigmund freud and his sick theories about psycho analysis ! there's even one about that thing where one actually craves for sexual desires out of self abuse ! hahaha ! that's when keira knightley actually goes " i want to punish me " hhahha ! i think i watched that part in particular about 1000238924179826528650 times ! hahahah ! serious ly ! it's because of me , the video has spooooooooooooooooo many views ! uuummhhh ! moving on !

well , freud's apprentice karl jung encouters a patient that lacks somewhat of uummH! wait ! this is awkward ! uummhh ! yeah ! let me put this in layman terms ! hhahaha ! sabina sprielein (keira knightley ) is dirt tortured that she is to the extent of actually desiring it more ! oh hahahaha ! that's when she goes " it excited me " hahahahhahahaha !

in this review , you won't find much cause the movie isn't even out yet ! i just got so excited about the trailer ! uummhh ! yay ! yay to sigmund freud !

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

at the emmy's ! the fashions and all !

jayma mays in zuhair muhrad ! to tell you the truth i kinda like this ! it's fits her purpose of being there which is to commemorate her role as emma in glee and her character is this pixie-esque woman ! so yeah !

sofia vergara in vera wang . i really think this is a safe choice . it's like she's not even taking risks . i mean she does look nice but it's the same old thing in every award show . my suggestion for her would be Ellie Saab !

diana agron in Roksanda Ilincic . i really don't dig this look . i mean it makes her look really old and the top half is just awful . really ! the colour doesn't complement her skin and yeah she looks like she's 50 ! this is something oprah or the queen would wear . ps : the queen as in helen mirren ! hahahaha

gyneth paltrow in emillio pucci ! i actually really like the concept but it's just too much for me ! personally i don't get the see through cut out part ! since the whole dress is see through why even have the cut out portion . the sequences of the laboochi is awesome ! the detailing i meant ! but all in all , she still looks good !

zoey deschanel in monique lhulier ! hahahah! i have one word ! colours ! hahhahha ! i like it ! love it !

lea michele in marchesa ! doesn't look extra jewish here ??? not that it's a bad thing ! i mean i love the jewish history and love reading about them ! don't get me wrong but i really think she looks jewish ! the dress is okay ! those sleeves are common , so is the pose ! lea ! pose ! pose the same all the time ! i can't wait to see what joan rivers has got to say ! hahahahah

christina hendricks in joana johnston ! i really love what she does ! this dress fits and shows off her curves more ! and the colour is just divine ! and i haven't even heard of the designer !

kate winslet in ellie saab ! normalyy elie saab does these really really gordy but couture-esque dresses but this was really simple and perfect ! as the saying goes . ' simplicity has its voice ' yay ! spot on , miss pierce ! i mean winslet !

heidi klum in christian siriano ! most of the critiques didn't like this ! they thought it was too much but i on the other hand think of it to be very avant garde ! is that how you spell it ???? nevermind that ! yeah ! she is afterall a super model and i think this is the way to go !

Saturday, September 17, 2011

what do we think of downton abbey ???

well , this might come as a surprise to you all but i really really like this period drama . hahaah ! it's no surprise at all ! put on anything english and pretencious and i am drawn to it . oh oh ! especially those pinky fingers stucked out when they hold their cups ! hahahah ! i do that ! i mean really ! it's sooo pretencious but classy ! classy is pretencious ! okay ! i'm a bit carried away , don't you think .
coming back to downton abbey , it 's really well made ! the acting talent is kinda good except for lady syble whom i couldn't even care to look up ! i feel her performance is a bit faked out and not natural at all !
mary , the eldest of the three looks really really pretencious ! but i love her ! yay !

the clothes ! gosh ! the clothes are to die for ! hahahah ! why do i always sound so gay ! anyway ! i don't care ! the women in this series have been dressed for elegance ! how would you like to dress up everynight just to have dinner in your own house ! hahahahahahha ! i don't get the point !
and there's mathhew crowly whom i think is the most sensible of all ! he thinks these pinky fingers , being dressed by the help , or even dressing up for dinner everynight is just ridiculuos ! but that has nothing to do with the movie ! it is the real way of life at that time .

the series has it's fair share of scandals and twists ! like . thomas the footman and the duke of .. i can't remember . oohh oohh ! and the relationship between mr. bates and that silliy old maid ! YES PEOPLE ! I THINK OF THIS TO BE A SCANDAL . ! IT IS ! I MEAN ..HOW >>......
maggie smith plays one of my most favourite characters in this series and i'm looking forward to see all of her mischievous doings !

lastly ,,,,, i can't wait for season 2 ! it's out tommorow ! *jumps with joy*

Friday, May 6, 2011

what do we think of katherine middleton in sarah burton @alexander mcqueen !

the royal wedding ! gosh ! what can i say ???? uummhh ! it was less grande than princess D's wedding but nonetheless , it was a spectaculor event . also i liked how westminster abbey wasn't rich with white roses but with masculine greenery ! awesome ! ( okay i should stop saying awesome )   awesome !

anyway , yeah ! kate in sarah burton ! it was kinda nice ! i mean she didn't go gooo goooo gaaa ggaaa over the frills ~! and the make-up was very sensible afterall , the princess mentioned in an interview that she wanted will as in william as in prince william to recognise her !

sarah burton ! new designer for the late alexander mcqueen ! he was a masterclass designer who i'm sure all of you heard of his tragic death last year ! truly sad !

okay , i'm getting carried away ! sarah burton ! it was a mystery actually . a well kept secret ! we didn't even know who the designer was till princess kate stepped out of the car at westminster abbey (architectural facts : westminster abbey is aged of 1000 years )   awesome !~

okay ! dress dress dress !    white , obviously ! and the lace ! i guess she was going for that grace kelly vibe ! yeah ! she was famous for lace dresses back in the days ! the dress was very plain and simple but had it's voice and i think you don't need all of those bang bang frills that screams PRINCESS ! hints * emmanuel of the late princess diana''s dress* hahah ! this shows that kate middleton ! i mean princess , is a modern minded woman and it takes a real woman to wear alexander mcqueen !

source : idea of fraudy green ! hahaha ! ( he's gonna be soo excited when he sees this )

pippa middleton : gosh ! i'm here in this wonderfull monumental church and all i get to do is stare at my sister's butt ! hahahaha ! that was soooooooooooo lame !

see the similarities ! see what i was talking about ! the lace ! soooooooooo similar !

designer sarah sneaking into the gorrington hotel !

sarah burton of alexander mcqueen !

what do we think of JUDAS by the queen , lady gaga !

okay ! so , it's only a few hours since this video was released and in a matter of minutes it reached to a million view .
i guess everyone was waiting to see the video and to discover the hidden meaning behind such a controversial topic . some people might claim that she worships the devil , but that would conflict with the fact she was educated in a catholic school for 15 years . nevermind that !
anyway , i feel in this video , lady gaga has lost her artistic flare . you know .. the huge haute couture stuff she previously wore in her videos . this video has none except for those fingernails ! awesome ! (they reminded me of my friend , caitlyn ) hahhaha ! i doubt she will read this! hahaha !

moving on ! just enjoy the video cause she is after all a pure entertainer !

ooohhh! there's one thing you should know before watching the video , that guy who was wearing that crown like thingy on his head .... well i think that's supposed to be jesus .

makes me wonder .........

somethings will never have explanations!

i thus knight the LADY GAGA TRIANGLE ! hahahaha okay , that was lame !